I never know what to write here..

 

weirdscout:

I feel sorry for straight ppl bc they dont experience the emotion that is “im so gay”

(Source: dehydrangea)

leadfeathers:

geekerypokery:

jeremymcbitchin:

Imagine having braces during the apocalypse. no one can take your braces off. And you just have to accept that you’ll have braces forever.

i want a novel focused around a character with braces during the apocalypse and the entire plot of the story revolves around their search for an orthodontist who is still alive and they sort of accidentally save the world in the process

Titled: Brace for It.

readingperks:

Real life: most common eye color is brown

Literature: eye color is anything but brown

dekutree:

my son: dad, i’m dropping out of school

me: ok

my son: dad, i’m gay

me: ok

my son: dad, i got arrested for carrying weed

me: ok

my son: dad, i don’t understand pokemon this game is weird

me: *slams desk* get the FUCK out of my house you are not my child

neuralhandshake:

Saul Rubinek just slammed the fact that a woman yesterday asked about Myka’s relationship with HG vs hers with Pete.

Joanne immediately came to her defense and Saul said some questions shouldn’t be asked.

Like… What the hell. There’s really no need for that. Fortunately Joanne did her best to shut him up.