I never know what to write here..

 

samshairisobviouslymagical:

barebackinq:

cumber-collectable:

barebackinq:

petal-winters:

barebackinq:

The girl who was my elementary school girl friend just got engaged and I’m sitting here single wearing a pug shirt and hamburger underwear

Just remember, u r someone’s dream girl

I’m a boy

Tumblr has made us forget that some people are actually straight

I’m gay

jesus this post is one train wreck after another

yarrahs-life:

sosuperawesome:

Mum draws the faces, daughter draws the bodies.. Lovely blog post about collaborative art here

Their print shop here

I just died. I can’t

bitchmobsentai:

dontfucklemons:

inakkhi:

bitchmobsentai:

Capybaras are apparently the chill bro homies of nature, hanging out with everyone. i want one.

I thought that this was a ginormous hamster at first and was deeply terrified.  

i got to pet some capybaras once. they are the friendliest animals. they purr like cats.

maybe you were just petting cats

sirtarantino:

a guy walked into the board room and said

"hi sweetheart if you could fix me up a coffee real quick im meeting with the regional reports manager in like five minutes, thanks darling"

and i just stared at him and coldly said

"i am the regional reports manager"

we are now twenty minutes into this board meeting and i dont think i’ve ever seen a man look so embarrassed and afraid in my whole life

(Source: sofiajonze)