A guy once told my lesbian friend that being a lesbian is a huge turn off for guys and that she’ll never find a boyfriend.
male game designer: hey maybe we should treat women like people
male gamer: how could you say these things... i trusted you... i have lost a hero on this day
"hey can you add this coupon?"
"sure, lemme just punch it in… oh wait uhh it was denied let me— ma’am this expired may of this year"
"you dont take expired coupons?"
no. thats the point of them expiring