I never know what to write here..

 

dropdeadesu:

A friend of mine just messaged me saying “I fucked up. I was doing math with my son, and I told him to ‘hold up eleven fingers’ and he started to panic and I didn’t realize why until he screamed ‘MOM…MOM I ONLY HAVE TEN”

works-of-magic:

supraumerum:

rocket-domino:

johto-grunt:

-SCREAMING-

MAAAAAAKE WAAAAAAY FOR GIOVAAAAAAAANI.

This is the best use of cosplay ever.

The Rockets should use this as an advertisement campaign.

prepare-for-stupid:

dontyouwannadance:

Yo its’ okay if you’re a white girl who likes Uggs and spray tans and pop music and instagramming your Starbucks. Don’t let tumblr make you think for one minute that liking things like that makes you inferior.

Same goes for if you’re a hipster trans mexican/japanese Pizza Underground enthusiast with a hello kitty neck tattoo.

If you’re not hurting anyone, you be you. There’s nothing wrong with that.

PRAISE

set-phasers-to-rad:

all i want for christmas is Scarlett Johansson cameoing in Agents of SHIELD just to beat the holy hell out of grant ward. 

slayboybunny:

every now and my cat does something very human like and i get very nervous and ask him “are you a person trapped in a cat’s body. or did you choose this body” very seriously to see if this time he will communicate with me and he always kinda looks to the side and then does what i imagine to be a person doing a bad impression of a cat and it makes me so nervous cuz  i do way too much weird shit around my cat for him to actually be a dude pretending to be a cat

fuckyeahfelines:

My kitten, Mochi, enjoys sitting with me while I have my coffee before work every morning.
(submitted by lite-soda)

fuckyeahfelines:

My kitten, Mochi, enjoys sitting with me while I have my coffee before work every morning.

(submitted by lite-soda)