cute things to call your girlfriend:
5. 1/2lb butter
7. pour into pan
8. preheat to 375°
I was studying in my room, turned around to grab something and saw this.
So, basically, this is not my cat.
But she’s all like chillin’ in my bed like she pays rent or smth.
How the heck did she even got into the freaking house.
Seriously, you got a free cat and you’re complaining?
The girl who was my elementary school girl friend just got engaged and I’m sitting here single wearing a pug shirt and hamburger underwear
Just remember, u r someone’s dream girl
I’m a boy
Tumblr has made us forget that some people are actually straight
jesus this post is one train wreck after another