I never know what to write here..

 

lettherumflowuntilitrains:

strexcorp-synernistsincorporated:

videohall:

Porky Pig’s speech pattern deconstructed

THAT SHIT EATING GRIN AT THE END I’M SO DONE

"And nobody can do that and that’s why I have job security"

HAHAHA

*Ice monster attacks*

Robin Hood: Our arrows aren't stopping it!

Emma: Neither is my magic. What do we do?

*Regina kills ice monster with fireball*

Emma: Wow, how did you do that?

Regina: It's a fucking ICE monster.

Emma: Oh.

Robin: Ah.

Regina: I'm surrounded by fucking idiots.

Emma: For future reference, how do you conjure up a fireball?

Regina: I already taught you that. Weren't you paying attention?

Emma: I got distracted.

Regina: By what?

Emma: Your eyes.

Regina: Understandable.

Marian: Robin, are you really sure that the Evil Queen was your girlfriend?

Robin: Of course.

Marian: Not Emma's?

Robin. What? Why would you ever think that?

Marian: Dude, they're making out behind that tree?

...

Robin: Ah.

jackson-dies-at-the-end:

bananaaids:

lunawhitlock:

birdghost:

irl-spain:

sentimentalslut:

people say ‘I love you’ in a lot of different ways

'eat something'

'buckle up'

'get some sleep'

'here have my fries'

'Im gonna draw you something'

"You’re a dork"

"I fucking hate you"

I am Groot.

Sometimes I remind myself that I almost skipped the party, that I almost went to a different college, that the whim of a minute could have changed everything and everyone. Our lives, so settled, so specific, are built on happenstance.

Anna Quindlen, Every Last One  (via unmaiden)

(Source: wordsthat-speak)